Got home from work tonight and went from zero to starving-to-death in under 30 seconds. I hate that.

I've become addicted to Television Without Pity. I decided that it's all the fun of reality TV without actually spending the time to watch the shows. I read the recap of The Bachelor's season premiere in way less than an hour and it has all the snarky comments I'd usually make while watching already included. What a deal! As we used to say a longass time ago: "I'd buy that in a can!" I probably wouldn't even remember that phrase, but Guy I Dated a Couple Times in that era just got back in touch with me after forever and he's part of the same memory chunk that includes that phrase.

Got my teeth cleaned today and the hygienist asked me if I drink a lot of tea or coffee. I said neither. She asked if I drink a lot of any other dark beverages. The only one I can think of is dark beer, which I didn't think was appropriate to bring up at the dentist's office. Hee. Good news is my baby tooth is still fine and dandy. Bad news is I am now somehow old enough to warrant the dental procedures they do for people who are "getting older." I think they could at least wait until I hit 30 and then tell me my teeth are old, dammit.