Rock of Love Two: Electric Boogaloo

Bret Michaels
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The post-season shocking tell-all reunion show for the first season of Rock of Love just aired and boy, were the results not very shocking at all. We saw in the finale that Bret chose Jes, who was not only pretty smart about the competition but also the most likable of the contestants (not to mention less batshit than several of the others who lasted more than a few episodes). However, on the reunion show (oddly hosted by apparent friend-o-Bret Riki Rachtman), Jes showed up and ditched Bret with the tell-it-like-it-is-and-why-bother-being-bothered-about-it attitude we got to know throughout the season.

So, not surprisingly, Bret will be back for another season, hoping to really find love this time around. I just hope that he hires a new stylist, because those friggin' braids (and do-rags and pancake make-up - and I'm sure Bret can afford to buy some higher-quality wigs) have Got To Go. Let's hope the second time's the charm, because I'm not sure a third season would be bearable for anyone. (Wanna bet Rodeo has already sent in her app?)

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